LEGAL FEES:                                                        $     20,000.00
LOSS OF HOUSE, CAR AND PROPERTY:          270,000.00
SMALL MERCURY MARINE ENGINE                            600.00
DISPOSABLE CAMERA:                                                      8.00

SENDING YOUR EX-WIFE THIS PICTURE OF YOU BOATING LAKE MICHIGAMME IN HER FAMILY HEIRLOOM DINING ROOM TABLE:





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BACK  IN THE FALL OF '08 LARS GUSTAFSON AND TOIVO RANTALA SPENT A WEEK AT STREAKED WATER RESORT ON THE WEST END OF LAKE MICHIGAMME. THEY EMBARKED ONE MORNING FISHING , AND ENDED UP CATCHING THEIR LIMIT OF WALLEYES IN TEN MINUTES AS SHOWN IN THE ABOVE PIC.  ON THE WAY BACK TO THE RESORT, LARS SAID TO TOIVO "WE BE HAVING TO COME BACK  DIS SAME PLACE AT SAME TIME TOMORROW VE FISH AGAIN TO LIMIT, BUT I DON'T BE KNOWING HOW VE VILL FIND THE SAME SPOT WIT FISH, TOIVO !!!!"  TOIVO RESPONDED "IS BE NO PROBLEM LARS  ---  I HALF CAN OF SPRAY PAINTS  IN TACKLE BOX.  YEW JUST PAINT DE X IN BOAT BOTTOM AND VE COME RIGHTS BACK TEW DAT SAME X   AT DE SAME TIME TOMORROWS !!!"  "JIMINY IS GUID IDEAS YEW GOTS DERE TOIVO  ------- MARK  DE BOAT RIGHT NOW  !!!!!"  AFTER SPRAYING A NICE WHITE "X" IN THE BOAT BOTTOM THE PAIR HEAD BACK TO THE  RESORT.  WHEN THEY ARE ALMOST BACK, LARS JUMPS UP AND YELLS "TOIVO YEW DUMB FINLANDER  !!!!!!  DIS VILL NOT TO VORK.  DEY MAYS NO  BE TO GIVING US DIS SAME BOAT TOMORROW  !!!!!!! "
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